I'M BACK!!!!!!!!! AND ALL HELL IS GONNA BREAK LOOSE!!!

Well for those of you who may still stop by my site and see what the old captain is up to and have discovered he hasn't been around in the past couple months. It is true I took some time off, I got a little violent and thought it best I connect with the real world again. So I took a well deserved trip/vacation. First I traveled abroad to the Congo where I lived with a tribe who called themselves the Pissenmee tribe. After gaining their trust by learning their traditions and completing the trials to be seen as awarrior (very strange process I'll go into this on a later date). They accepted me as one of their tribesman and family member. Unfortunately after a month I had to come back to the states. I do miss my Pissenmee brothers and sisters. Hopefully I will be able to visit them in a few months.
When I arrived back in the states I visited friends at UC Santa Cruz, needless to say I didn't realize how un American these commie pinko students are, as I watched them protest the military at the job fair. Needless to say I did have a few choice words for the so called students. Then if that wasn't enough we had the big illegal immigration protests/rallies. Now these are a joke as well, I just can't understand why the government didn't round up all these protestors and make each one prove they are an American citizen. If they were illegals deport them back to Mexico at 30,000 feet. If you find a buisness owner hiring illegals fine them double their gross income from the previous year. After seeing all this bullshit I thought hell I'm heading back to the calm east coast and hang with some buddies from Duke University. I had always given them hell because they were on the lacrosse team as I thought it was kind of a weak sport until I went to a practice, man I have to admit it's not as wimpy as I thought. They invited me to a party one night and I have to tell ya they throw one hell of a party, unfortunately we left before it really got going good. After I sobered up the next day I knew it was time to head back to redneck hovel of Montgomery. After all my adventures around the continent, I have been catching up on the news and I am completely disgusted with all politicians and law makers and the anti American movement from Americans since I left. So I appreciate those of you who have stood by my site and waited for my return and I apologize for not giving any notification of my departure but I did need to get out of Montgomery ASAP. Just glad to be back and ready to rip into these stories and give the old Captain Howdy point of view. Stay Tuned!